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Uptime Kuma Monitoring
Self-host uptime monitoring with a public status page and alerts, at a flat cost for any number of sites.
A complete recipe for self-hosting an open-source uptime monitor on a single low-cost server, with a database backend, a reverse proxy with TLS, a public status page, and alerts over Telegram, Slack or email with a full incident lifecycle. From one dashboard you watch the HTTP health, response latency, TLS certificate expiry, DNS resolution and open ports of every site you operate, for a flat monthly cost instead of per-site SaaS pricing, and the data stays on infrastructure you own.
$15 one-time
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- Type Skill
- Category DevOps & Infra
- Delivery Email · instant
- License One-time
Inside the run · no black box
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Finding out about downtime from a customer is unacceptable. This recipe stands up a monitor you own, watching every site from one dashboard:
- Deploys the uptime monitor with a database backend behind a reverse proxy with TLS as a container stack
- Adds HTTP, keyword, TLS, DNS and port checks per site, with latency tracking and a response-time threshold
- Tunes alerting to fire only after several consecutive failures and to suppress during maintenance windows
- Publishes a public status page with an incident timeline, and routes alerts to Telegram, Slack or email
- Provides an SLA-report query and an incident-postmortem discipline for when it went down, what was done and what was learned
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- ✓ watching the health of e…
Watching the health of every site you operate from one dashboard
- ✓ getting a downtime alert
Getting a downtime alert before a client or a social post tells you
- ✓ publishing a public status
Publishing a public status page as a trust signal
- ✓ alarming on tls certific…
Alarming on TLS certificate expiry well before it lapses
- ✓ reporting a monthly uptime
Reporting a monthly uptime percentage in a client report
- ✓ running incident postmor…
Running incident postmortems with a clear timeline
Yours to keep.
Drag time forward. Watch what stays.
Forever
That's what owning means.
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One flat monthly cost no matter how many sites you watch
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A public status page reassures visitors and clients
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Your monitoring data stays on infrastructure you own
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subscriptions expire · deeds don't
Everything in the box.
Pick a piece up. Watch it work.
A production container stack with a database backend and reverse proxy
6 parts · one working system · ships instantly by email
This wasn't forged for everyone.
- Not for you if you'd rather rent a tool than own one.
- Not for you if you want someone else to run your stack.
- Not for you if you're happy guessing.
Teams operating multiple sites who want one self-hosted monitor, a public status page and reliable alerts at a flat cost.
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Why self-host instead of a monitoring SaaS?
Per-site SaaS pricing scales with the number of sites, while a self-host runs at a flat server cost no matter how many you watch. Once you monitor more than a handful, the self-host pays off, and the data stays on your own infrastructure.
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How does it avoid waking me for a brief blip?
It alerts only after several consecutive failures, since a single failure is usually a transient network glitch. It also suppresses alerts during maintenance windows and flags flapping monitors instead of paging on each flip.
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Can clients see the status?
Yes. A public status page shows current health, an incident timeline and planned maintenance, which acts as a trust signal, while the edit side stays protected behind authentication.
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How is it delivered?
By email right after purchase: ready to run, downloaded instantly, no setup wait.
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One-time or subscription?
A one-time purchase; no subscription or hidden fees. VAT (20%) is included.
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Can I get a refund?
As a digital product, it can’t be refunded once downloaded. That’s why we show exactly what’s inside and who it’s for, right here.